Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Holy heck, No Chicken McNuggets?


Dear boys and girls,

Yes, McDonalds running out of Chicken McNuggets is a problem. Maybe even an “emergency” for those of you who are hung over from drinking too much of grandpa’s medicine last night. However, your local McDonalds running out of Chicken McNuggets does not warrant a call to 911. See, boys and girls, there is a difference in the type of emergencies out there. Option A. You accidentally cut off your arm, because you mistakenly thought chainsaws only cut wood, not flesh. Option B. You believe the new “Biggie” size at your local Wendy’s is false advertising (come on that size couldn’t feed a starving Ethiopian). Only Option A warrants a call to 911. See the difference, now? If only this post had been up in time for poor Latreasa Goodman. But, for not giving up and taking no for an answer I give Latreasa a Spork Rating of:







2 comments:

trip said...

Um, maybe you have never been to a McDonalds that was out of nuggets when you were trying to make a McNuggetini. That is an emergency.

BEF said...

girlfriend called 911 THREE TIMES.