Remember Chappaquiddick

Never forget Chappaquiddick. Never forget Mary Jo Kopechne.

Senator Edward Moore "Ted" Kennedy
(February 22, 1932 – August 25, 2009)

Quote of the Day

"They make you take your shoes off and everything, it's terrible,"

Allen Stanford (accused of running a ponzi scheme and defrauding billions out of his customers) complained about the airport security that apparently came as a surprise to him when he was forced to fly on a commercial plane for the first time in almost two decades after the government seized his fleet of six private jets.

Quote of the Day

"If I'm corrupt, it's because I take care of my district."

-The biggest, fattest, most plump banquet-fed piggie himself... John Murtha.

Holy heck, No Chicken McNuggets?

Dear boys and girls,

Yes, McDonalds running out of Chicken McNuggets is a problem. Maybe even an “emergency” for those of you who are hung over from drinking too much of grandpa’s medicine last night. However, your local McDonalds running out of Chicken McNuggets does not warrant a call to 911. See, boys and girls, there is a difference in the type of emergencies out there. Option A. You accidentally cut off your arm, because you mistakenly thought chainsaws only cut wood, not flesh. Option B. You believe the new “Biggie” size at your local Wendy’s is false advertising (come on that size couldn’t feed a starving Ethiopian). Only Option A warrants a call to 911. See the difference, now? If only this post had been up in time for poor Latreasa Goodman. But, for not giving up and taking no for an answer I give Latreasa a Spork Rating of: